Driver fesses up
. . . The letter from Frank Farnsworth in the March Scene brought back
memories of one of the worst days of my life. I was the driver of that
"wonderful old hearse" on that cold snowy night when it decided to become a
bobsled instead of a hearse.
The old highway as it approached Saranac Lake made an abrupt corner turning
to the right; however, due to the expertise of the driver, the ice on the road
and the near-blinding snowstorm, the hearse continued on straight ahead. In
complete disregard for the sign with an arrow pointing to the right and reading
"Saranac Lake," the hearse took down the sign and continued into the ditch.
Although no one was seriously hurt (a few bumps and scrapes caused by the
sudden stop) the hearse battery, which was located in the running board, was
demolished. Without a battery, the motor could not function, even though we
probably had enough student power to push the hearse out of the ditch -- so
there we stayed!
A county snowplow came along shortly after, stopped, admonished us for taking
down the Saranac Lake sign, but called a tow truck for us. The Saranac Lake
Police arrived, admonished us again for taking down the sign, and then
thankfully transported us to town. The chief was a wonderful man who I found
out years later lived several houses from my dad's Pinehurst Road retirement
home on Lower Saranac Lake. He arranged to put the gals up in the local hotel
and the guys up in the jail, where they were installed in normal jail cells
(not locked, thank goodness). The chief, recognizing that the driver was very
shaken by the experience, decided he needed a calming influence, so into the
padded isolation cell I was led. I don't think the rest of the guys got much
sleep that night, but I will tell you that I was most comfortable and once
asleep, slept like a baby.
The next morning we were remanded to the custody of Frank Farnsworth, got the
faithful hearse re-batteried and drove to the Colgate Camp on Upper Saranac
Lake. We never did any skiing, but did experience one very cold weekend. I
dreaded returning to campus and facing Dean Kalgren, but his only words were
that thankfully no one was seriously injured and to drive more carefully in the
future. That advice has been followed, and there have been no more such
accidents.
The one good thing that came from all this was that the secret of the Colgate
Camp was out. In the remaining years I was at Colgate the Outing Club spent
many enjoyable weekends at the camp. This past year I returned to the camp for
the first time since graduation and was pleased to find it just as enjoyable at
65 as I did at 20.
One side note about Frank Farnsworth. He was the biggest booster of the Outing
Club in which I was very active, but since I was a chemistry major, I never had
the privilege of taking a course from him. Nevertheless, he had a very positive
effect on my life. While at Colgate my date (and future wife) always stayed at
the Farnsworths, who went all the way to Yonkers for our wedding. We have kept
in touch over the years and Ginny and I have always felt a part of the extended
Farnsworth family.
JOHN B. BOURKE '57
High Springs Farm
Newark, NY
AOC logic
. . . Over the many years since I have left Hamilton, I have enjoyed receiving
the Scene and keeping up with friends and memories. It is with some
concern that I write this letter and hope that someone has a simple answer for
me.
We entered as starry-eyed freshmen. We were from all over the country and all
different. We shared a common purpose to earn a Colgate education and try to
make our way in the world that awaited us all too quickly. We left as members
of a graduating class and continued to share our experiences with those who
left with us, which brings me to my point.
We don't share our memories of the Italian/American Club or the Irish/American
Club or the Alumni of Polish Descent. What is the logic of Alumni of Color? I
don't wish to be politically incorrect, but isn't this just blatant reverse
discrimination? What is the benefit here to the overall Colgate experience? We
were all there sharing that experience. We are alumni of Colgate! Period!
Personally, I find the idea of this kind of organization in the pages of the
Scene offensive. Not unlike fraternity organizations, it has its place
in its own monthly newsletter and not in the Scene.
If I have missed this discussion in the past, forgive me. If I am way off base
in my thinking, please send me forms to start an Alumni Association of Irish
Americans.
WILLIAM M. THOMPSON '66
Weston, CT
Everybody in the tub
. . . Provisionally, we should be delighted that Ron Burton '69, one of the
great quarterbacks in college football history, has joined the Board of
Trustees. Ron was always very friendly and encouraging to fellow students when
he was at Colgate.
I say provisionally because five days before he joined the Board, I
gave him a charge to accomplish what no one else at Colgate will do. If he
doesn't accomplish it I may withdraw my praise of him. That is to get Colgate
to build good hot whirlpool, steam bath, and massage facilities for use by
students, faculty, staff and village people to go along with the excellent
pool, sauna and fitness center. This is not frivolous. A whirlpool on a dreary
February day can prevent personal and family problems.
I spoke to Ron last week to interview him about his Colgate football coach Hal
Lahar for a book I am writing about America's oldest colleges. He said Hal
Lahar's method of inspiring teams at halftime was not great rhetoric, yelling
and screaming, or motivational words but rather, like the late Tom Landry, to
calm everyone and convince them that all would work out. I know that Hal Lahar
derived this ability from his lifetime of proof that those who do their best to
help and encourage people -- as Hal did so well -- have nothing to worry
about!
Last, the original property where the 13 founders of Colgate prayed for the
creation of a school to bring the message of Christianity to the world is in
total disrepair. We should beautifully renovate it and have it serve as a
museum on the heritage -- especially the spiritual heritage -- of the college
and it could also serve as a headquarters for the Protestant Evangelical groups
on campus like the Colgate covenant prayer group. It would also be an inspiring
place for lectures, classes, reunion seminars and Alcoholics Anonymous
meetings, et cetera!
EDWARD T. O'DONNELL, JR. '70
Wilmington, DE